Here it is. I intend to blog much more on the genesis of this, but thanks to Eric Tchong, here is my first claim to fame: Tetris in 50 lines of code. I wish I had the original code, but I do not. Not that it would matter, because GW-BASIC is no longer included with Windows. Anyway...
Without further ado.
As a random aside, if this isn't an amazing testament to the work the Windows backwards compatibility team is doing, what the hell is?